Week 1 Part 1

Arriving in Whistler

Canada 99 started for me on Feb 28, when I flew out of Canberra. The worst thing about these trips is the big distances an Aussie has to fly to find snow in summer.
So, to Sydney, then on to a Big aeroplane, & on to Honolulu. This was a Qantas flight, and the landing was quite heavy; the pilot basically dropped us onto the tarmac from about 20 feet up! There was much commotion and horror among the passengers, whereupon the pilot came back on the PA, saying "WE HAVE LANDED" in defiant tones.

At Honolulu, we got to watch the aeroplane people (Canadian Airlines) dismantle the engine of the plane we were about to board. They got about half a bucket of oil on the ground, and a full bucket of oil in a bucket, and then crowded round with small torches, evidently exchanging opinions about the problem, while we goggled through the window in disbelief. They seemed more concerned about the mess the oil made on the ground than any problem with the engine. Eventually we got on. Strangely enough, we got to Vancouver. I didn't know they still used DC 9s.

I had booked (by email) a ticket on Perimeter buses, who go straight to Whistler from the airport (a little more expensive than the other company, Maverick, but you have to go to the bus terminal for them). The idea had been to catch the late-morning bus, and meet the guys around lunchtime. Two of them were to have met in Whistler this day, and had planned to get a morning's skiing/boarding.

However, I found that I was early, and Perimeter happily herded me on to the earlier bus. I prepared to enjoy the trip, as Vancouver is quite attractive, and the scenery as you head up the Sound is stunning. But half way into the trip, surrounded by snowy mountains, fjord-like sea and suicidal logging-trucks, I was literally unable to stay awake. One minute staring at an island, next minute CLUNK as my head hit the window. It was awful!
As we arrived in Whistler, it was raining/snowing, and I had a huge quantity of luggage to shepherd around while I killed many hours before the rendezvous time.

Baggage-minding seemed unknown, unless you were booked into a hotel. So I staggered up to the front of the village, where the gondolas are, and took up a station in the meeting place, The Longhorn pub. It was crowded, noisy, hot, steamy, smoky....it was like being in Dante's Inferno with severe jet lag. The hours stretched ahead. I couldn't even go for a walk, as I'd stowed my gear in the pub's airlock, and it needed guarding.

(left): My ski pass! 2 rest days was far too few: 10 days out of 14 would have been better.


So I sipped my way through a nondescript beer, watched people careering down to the gondola base, listened to skiier-pub-talk, more beer, some lunch...finally, the appointed hour drew nigh, and passed....no-one matching anyone's description appeared. One of the perils of arranging this kind of thing on the 'net, no one knows what the others look like! Taff had said he'd be in red ski trousers. That narrowed it down to roughly every third man who clumped into the pub. Rich Hatton was known to be tall. Denis was a young snowboarder. That described every other male who came into the pub.

I was giving up and paying my bill when a huge man approached, and asked if I was me. This was Rich. So, we went and stood outside for half an hour, scanning the crowds for an English-looking fellow in red trousers, and a young-looking Aussie-looking snowboarder-looking Denis. Then, I had a stroke of genius, and went into the airlock to raid my luggage...for clip-on sheep. Rich seemed horrified at the idea of clipping on a sheep, so I put one on my front, and the other on my head. Immediately (this is verbatim from my diary), "two messy looking boys approached" and demanded to know if we were us.
In Taff's words: "Oh sorry, you've been waiting here how long? Whoops, Denis and I were sitting on the other side of the terrace sipping beer. We've been there a few hours. Frightfully sorry".

So, on to the local bus, and up to Blueberry, where our condo was. Blueberry was across the highway and up, just a bit too far to walk. It faced Blackcomb. Here is the view:


This shot is a composite panorama by Denis. I've blurred the connecting lines a bit. This was the view from our
balcony, you can see the front runs of Blackcomb: Whistler is to the right, facing Blackcomb (you can't really see it).



Another Denis shot. Person is me.
The condo was comfy, but somewhat economcial with space. This was the main room and kitchen, and also incidentally Rich's bedroom. Tigger and Denis got the 2 skinny beds in one room, Taff got the giant humoungous king-bed in the other room, and I arranged the truckle-bed mattress on the floor beside it (I'm used to futons).
Tigger was expected to arrive later that evening, bearing the laptop.

A local ISP, WhistlerWeb, had given us free dial-up and an email addy...brilliant.

So, we sorted out our rubbish, made exciting discoveries like sink disposal units, washing machines, weird taps, smoke alarms and multiple TV stations, and welcomed Tigger when he finally made it through the door. I decorated the mantlepiece with the four kilogram-sized jars of Vegemite I'd brought (under orders) for a Yank, an ex-patriate Aussie and a Pom living in Gibralter who was pining for Marmite. Also an assortment of Aussie biscuits and chocolate bars (by order).

The condo-complex security arrangements threw us completely. There was a secret code to get into the building, and an intercom to call for help. Rich tried to get these to work, while Taff stood inside to let him in when he failed.
Taff proved to be necessary.
Eventually, a visitor got it all to work.

Taff also discovered that in civilised countries, smokers go outside.
Luckily Tigger was there to instruct him. The balcony became the Smoking and Waxing Room.


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